Read lots of books and build with Legos almost every day. You also have to love Ice cream, birthday cake, brownies, and umbrellas.
You can also become cool by saying that you are cool even if you aren't. People will believe you. Trust me, I've tried it. A must have is a love for all stuffed animals especially teddy bears named Honey Bear. It also helps if you have a long handlebar mustache, a barbie doll, and a tricycle.
I am not saying this because this is really my older brother typing to brainwash you into thinking that is cool to read books. It really is cool to read books, and you should never put them down until you hear the sound of me robbing all of your belongings while you are not looking. Sorry, forget what I just said. Of course I won't rob anything that belongs to you. (wink, wink)
Here is the coolness factors of doing certain things:
| Activity | Coolness (out of 100) |
|---|---|
| Read a book | 100 |
| Play with Legos | 94 |
| Sleep | 4 |
| Eat | 7 |
| Pick your nose | 97 |
| Bite the dog | 92 |
| School | 87 |
| Blast ants with a flamethrower | 98 |
| Color a picture | 41 |
| Tell Peter that he is cool | 100 |
| Tell Benjamin that he is cool | 176 |
| Play chess with a cobra | 23 |
| Hit Benjamin in the face | -987 |
| Freeze your lips off | 36 |
| Blow up the Sahara Desert | 19 |
| Sting a bee back | 87 |
| Give a tiger a big warm hug | 99 |
| Leave your cat in the microwave | 46 |
| Shoot an apple off of your brother's head with a crossbow | 89 |
| Watch TV until your brain rots | 47 |
| Be like a mouse, with wings, that can fly! | 98 |
| Let your cat near your apples | 12 |
| Save money at the grocery store | 8 |
| Let me rob your house | 100 |
| Eat worms | 4 |
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